"You think this is funny? Will you laugh when I shred your chesterfield with my pointy claws? When I puke hairball on your pillow? Will you laugh then? I will. I will laugh an evil laugh, muahahahaha, and you will rue the day you ever dreamed up this utter and complete humiliation. For I am cat, I am strong, and I am utterly mortified."
"I hopz on yur turn you get credit carded!"
LOL! Those are great Cathy and Malcolm. Thanks for participating.
"Stop this humiliation immediately or I will be forced to pee in your shoe while you sleep"
That's a good one--and very catlike--Tara. Thanks for adding it.
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